TUMMY TUCK BELT NIGHTMARE --- PART 2........
So this
evening I get a phone call from the Tummy Tuck Company confirming my address,
telling me my order is being shipped out, and to offer me some stupid Program
where I will have $100’s in savings if I pursue it for only $1 and then additional $29.99 a month unless I cancel within a month…..the catch is they give you $100 gift card for gas
(REALLY!......very suspicious about this) whether you decide to stay on the
program or cancel it. So she transfers me
to a different representative…...
He gets on
the line and confirms all the info the first girl did…..(GEEZ, SERIOUSLY?!) and
tells me about the same program she did with the free $100 gas card whether I
continue with their offer or not and THEN he goes on to give me an ADDITIONAL program
with only $1 cost to me and then ANOTHER $29.99 a month where I will get a $25 American Express gift card unless I decide to cancel it in 30 days! Now I lose it!
I told him
that I did not want these programs! All
I want is my order to be shipped to me and to get on with my life. He tries to continue with his promotion and
how there is no obligation and don’t I want a free $100 for gas. Okay, if it is free, I do want that
$100. So I agree to the first program so
I get that free $100 for gas (we’ll see if he is telling me the truth about
it), but as soon as I get the program crap, I’m going to call that 800 number
and cancel it. The second program I
have no interest in at all and cut him off when he tried to talk me into that
one.
I just can’t
believe they are offering to give all this free crap away….free gas, free
credit card, a fricking cruise to the Bahamas!......nothing is free in this
world and everything is a trick! I
can’t believe you can’t just order something, purchase it clean and clear,
without being harassed and having people trying to talk you into more shit you
don’t need! I loath salespeople! I don’t know how they
sleep at night!
They don't sleep at night. They're all robots that work for a secret robot government. LOL!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Kranky, I really hope you'll get out of all this with a fabulous tummy tuck belt, but honestly I'm having my doubts!! HILARIOUS post, none-the-less. :)
Hope those evil secret robot government people never sleep again! At least this experience made for a hilarious post.
ReplyDeleteI have heard from many people that tummy tuck belt is fully horror only so i dropped the idea of using it.
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