DISTURBING!!!!!!!

Want to start by saying that this is an absolutely true story and nothing was made up or exaggerated.  Unfortunately to my horror this happened to me.

When I went to Panda Express over the weekend I am standing in line behind this man and woman.   The man is small and homely (sorry I’m being honest) the woman is big…..tall and heavy……frumpy and plain (again, just being honest).  They order this huge amount of food.   Felt they needed to explain that it would be a few meals for them (I don’t judge and I certainly didn’t ask!)  Then for some reason (I don’t know why these things always happen to me!) they felt the need to tell me that they are a couple, very happy together for over 25 years.   Okay TMI….. but you’re probably thinking they were just being friendly…..well maybe they were until they took it to the next level! 

Are you ready?!


Are you sure?!

Okay here it goes……don’t say I didn’t warn you!

They proceed to tell me how happy they are and how they must have been doing something right all these years and then the short little man gets behind the tall large woman grabs her from behind……are you sure you want to read this, one last chance to stop yourself!……grabs her boobs (in public!!!!) squeezes (squeezes and fondles for what seems like FOREVER!)  them and shouts “Mine mine mine!”  Can you say fucking creepy!  I was horrified and I am going to be scarred for life!