IF I DON’T
TAKE A MINUTE AND WRITE DOWN THIS RANT MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE!!!!!
It’s been
awhile since I’ve written. This
blogging thing has me really discouraged.
It is supposed to be simple and fun but for the technologically
challenged…….not so much! So I will start with this rant and then take
another shot at it.
First I want
to start off by saying, “WTF is it so bright out at 6:30 a.m!” You would think the one saving grace of
having to get up at the crack of dawn is that you don’t have to drive with the
sun in your eyes. You are already
stressed out and grumpy about having to go to work…..it is an evil joke! The devil has something to do with it, I
just know it!
Then onto
our lovely California heart of the scummy valley roads! In my area they have so many freeway on and
off ramps closed……it is a huge inconvenience and honestly I don’t see any
improvements in the roads so far and it has been a year since they started this
nightmare. Then I am so tired of our
roads having holes and being all broken.
Where do all our tax dollars go?
What are they doing when they put up their road construction signs and
close down our roads? Are they just
trying to piss us off? So not only do
we have to deal with overpopulated roads but they are all broken and maybe even
closed…..yeah, I love driving! GGGRRRRRR!!!!!
The gas
station……..!!!!!!!! First of all the
prices are outrageous! I am going to
have to sell a kidney if I want to keep putting gas in my car! And if the prices are going to be so high,
is it too much to ask that if I want to wash my windows that there be a
squeegee available?! An added treat
would to have a squeegee, water, and paper towels all available at the same
time. Then today not only could I not
wash the windows but the receipt did not come out all the way, tore and the
bottom half stuck in the machine!
Really! $48 dollars to fill my
car and I can’t even get a receipt!
What is up
with people’s headlights? I have noticed
at night that if someone is driving behind me that it seems that they have
their high beams on……they seriously blind me, and if it is some big monster
truck or SUV you might as well forget about it.
So if I don’t have the sun in my eyes in the morning I have headlights
blinding me at night! I ask you, does
this seem fair?
I’m sorry if
I offend anyone but I absolutely HATE people who park their cars or monster
trucks in parking spaces backwards!
Especially when in small public parking lots! Really?!
Are you more special than the rest of us! I hate you!
What is
wrong with those people who go down an aisle in the parking lot the wrong way
and they act like it’s your fault?
I hate those
people who are just bullies on the road and act as if they are the only people
who need to get someplace.
Okay I think
I have covered my road rage issues for the moment……….
This post is AWESOME!! I love your rants, Kranky. No one does this better than you. xo
ReplyDeleteOh, and I couldn't agree MORE with ALL of your points: too-bright sun, road "repairs" that make the roads more dangerous, high gas prices, and f**king SUVs from hell!!!
Thanks for making my morning, Kranky!
Thanks. Glad I made your morning! And what a beautiful gloomy morning it was!
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