RUN LITTLE SQUIRREL RUN!!!!!!!!!!
So I’m sitting in the car in front of my house
getting ready to leave to go to an appointment. I see this little squirrel run across the
street. I sit there worried for him,
hoping he will make it across the street before some car comes speeding down
the street and runs him over. Little
did I know, he has other problems at the moment….. he is running from a
cat. This cat comes running across the
street and chases the squirrel back and forth across the street. I’m sitting there horrified……really?! Is this
how I am going to start my day?! Do I
really have to witness a cat kill a squirrel right in front of me?! Doesn’t my life already suck enough already…….do
I have to have that visual in my head?! I know the cat has to eat and it’s the
circle of life and all, but I don’t want to witness it. Anyways, so I’m sitting there and I’m like, “run
little squirrel……run!” The little
squirrel runs up a tree and I’m like, “good, run to safety little one!” Then it occurs to me…….shit, cats can climb
trees too can’t they? I have to believe
that the little squirrel was too fast for that cat and it got away. I hope the squirrel had a happy ending and
the cat found something else to eat. It’s
the only ending to this story that I can deal with at the moment.
