RUN LITTLE SQUIRREL RUN!!!!!!!!!!
So I’m sitting in the car in front of my house getting ready to leave to go to an appointment. I see this little squirrel run across the street. I sit there worried for him, hoping he will make it across the street before some car comes speeding down the street and runs him over. Little did I know, he has other problems at the moment….. he is running from a cat. This cat comes running across the street and chases the squirrel back and forth across the street. I’m sitting there horrified……really?! Is this how I am going to start my day?! Do I really have to witness a cat kill a squirrel right in front of me?! Doesn’t my life already suck enough already…….do I have to have that visual in my head?! I know the cat has to eat and it’s the circle of life and all, but I don’t want to witness it. Anyways, so I’m sitting there and I’m like, “run little squirrel……run!” The little squirrel runs up a tree and I’m like, “good, run to safety little one!” Then it occurs to me…….shit, cats can climb trees too can’t they? I have to believe that the little squirrel was too fast for that cat and it got away. I hope the squirrel had a happy ending and the cat found something else to eat. It’s the only ending to this story that I can deal with at the moment.